Two Types of Getting Fucked

N: ...she was like, "Leave it up to Dan to find the subculture right away." I was like, "I know, like he's talking about No Helmet-bullshit, no brakes."

D: It's not No Helmet-bullshit I just wouldn't wear a helmet.

A: Yeah, you don't want to wear a helmet?

D: No, fuck that man. Nicole was like--like cause I was like [listing off the things we need]...helmet. I was like, "Fuck the helmet." She was like, "No helmet?" I was like, "I'm not going to buy a helmet." I was like, "I'll buy one, but I'm not going to wear it."

A: I mean I've seen most people wear helmets.

D: Yeah.

N: That's so true. I mean it's like me walking down an alley wearing a short skirt, high heels.

D: Yeah, you're bound to get raped babe.

N: Yeah it's like you're going to get a fucking--you're going to get it. I mean, no helmet--short skirt and tights, same thing.

D: Down a dark alleyway, like in the middle of the Tenderloin.

N: Yep. We're both going to get fucked.

D: At least mine will be by chance. You'll be asking for it.

A: But that's the point. You both are. But anyway I was thinking like, like you get this bike. But then you know, we like shop around, we take our time, get a bike, and like if we can do it, build the bike and sell it. And starting selling them.

D: Oh totally man