Kissing on the Cheek

Talking about people who have aged in your absence.

J: ...like, just like all like the years when you were young and abusing your body and they're still like part of your life.

M: Yeah, well they--you also get dead too. Like sometimes you're not alive any more--when you're seventy-five.

A: That's a problem.

J: It's a good amount of people that showed up.

M: Yeah, I know.

A: Too bad they didn't bring gifts dude you'd be a fucking millionaire.

J: I think some of them did.

M: How much you make--how much you think you'll make?

J: Off all this? I don't know maybe like five hundred dollars.

M: I'm thinking a grand. Shmooze it a little bit, you can make it happen for yourself. Yeah, no, seriously, make it happen with those people you'll get more money. They'll throw in an extra fifty and be like, "I like that kid!"

[Jad runs off to shmooze]

M: They're not really going to do that, I just wanted him to get the hell out of here.

A: Look at him--a little kiss on the cheek.

M: Someone was trying to pull the kiss on the cheek and like--

A: I had to do it with his mom.

M: --I botched the last time--the kiss on the cheek--the last time I actually kissed the girl on the cheek and she was like "You don't know how to do it." Cause the first time I didn't do anything I was just like--I went on this side and I was like "Whatever." And then I was like, "I guess we're supposed to kiss the cheek at this point." And she was like, "You're not supposed to actually kiss the cheek."

A: Who said that?

M: It was uh, it was ----------.

A: Oh yeah, she was kind of a bitch though.

M: She wasn't a bitch she just said she just said you should learn how to do that.

A: Yeah but she kind of rubbed it in your face that you didn't know and she did.

M: Yeah, yeah.