Talking About Boring People

M: ...that's actually acceptable but like, sometimes I'm in conversations and I just like want to yell "Boring!" And like I actually did it one time and uh my dad was talking and it was like in a big group and I was like "BOOOO-RIIING!" and everybody liked it and like I think that everybody knew that it was boring and wanted to move on to something else but nobody knew how to say and I did know how to say it by saying "Boring" in a loud, boorish voice.

A: What did your dad do--

M: He thought it was funny.

A: --did he like go home and kill himself?

M: He probably felt bad about himself too.

A: He laughs and he goes home, polishes his gun, gets in to his like military outfit.

M: Looks in the mirror, takes a deep breath.

A: But like I think that kind of conversation is better for when you're trying to hit on a girl. You use that one, that will like really work. "Oh yeah, what do you major in? BORING!"

M: That was the situation I wanted to do it in, because I've been talking to a lot of boring girls lately. A lot of people are fucking boring.

A: Yeah, it's kind of funny how that happens.

M: It's like, "I'm a business major," it's like, "[short gasping sigh]." Like, "Uhh, you know, I'm moving in with my parents in Morgan Hill." Like "[exasperated snoring sound]." It's like, just dropping deeper and deeper. "You got any hobbies?" "I like watching TV." Like, "[whispered sigh]." But then it lift me up because we watched The OC together, so we're buddies again.

A: Who is this? Is it like--

M: Just like this girl

A: --a specific guy? I thought it was like a vague, general, faceless--

M: No, no, no. It was a girl I went on a date with two weeks ago or whatever.

A: Oh yeah, so are you kind of nervous--do you have to leave soon or what?

M: I have to call her I haven't called her. I was supposed to call her on Friday. So yeah, I do have to go soon. But I don't want to be rude, you know. But I came you know. Good work everybody, by the way.

A: Came to what?

M: Good work. Good work.

A: What do you mean, "Came?" Of course I came.

M: Yeah, I know. I was worried because it took you a while.

A: I was like nervous because I thought I was missing something.

M: Yeah, cause um it means a lot to old Jad there. He doesn't show much but he's got the--